The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town
‘no’
might make them angry
but
it will make
you
free.
— if no one has ever told you, your freedom is more important than their anger, nayyirah waheed (via nayyirahwaheed)
Not pictured is the cassette of horrifying Halloween noises that accompany the game and scare the bejesus out of all players.
I am so in love with you that there isn’t anything else.
— Ernest Hemingway
(Source: hellanne)
The Quick Brown Fox Jumps Over the Lazy Dog.I feel like I’ve been preparing for this image all my life.
The internet is over, everyone can go home
It’s just as beautiful as I always imagined.
My life is complete.
Life is over as we know it
(Source: theamericankid)
How to win “Guess Who?” in one move.
theywillfloatyourbodyouttosea:
alwaysmorenightsalwaysmorebars:
and I am finally seeing why I was the one worth leaving
Oh Frank, Oh Ben
Seriously no one can even fathom how much I love this cover. The day youtube made it private I cried. I’m so freaking happy right now.
was literally just listening to this and the boom up on my page it came :) nothing compares to this video!
It’s like my musical tastes from 2003 and 2013 met and had a baby.
That dude from Sum 41 looks great these days, by the way.
omg
So last week me and my friend were trying out a faceswap app
And for some reason it wouldn’t recognise that there were 2 faces in the picture
So we tried it from a different angle and
I was really confused and kind of offended at what it’d done to my face
BUT THEN
Lesson Planning
In a perfect world:
In the real world:
I LOLed.
The last two days of the school year, in a nutshell.
My brother saved this document and everytime he gets angry at our neighbours for being loud he prints it to their wireless printer and you can hear the wife shout “Why the fuck would you print this AGAIN?!” to her son.
I admit to being annoyed by scrolling through this, but the end is so worth it.
(Source: cityofpawnee)
