1. 06:37 17th Apr 2014

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    Reblogged from edfuckery

    cupcakesatthedisco:

    CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW HILARIOUS DANCE COSTUME NAMES ARE

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    oh

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    oh yes i love getting high off dance

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    wat

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    i think it’s trying to communicate

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    i don’t understand either 

     
  2. 06:36

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    Reblogged from wasarahbi

    colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

    WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

     
  3. 18:01 16th Apr 2014

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    Reblogged from a-tattooed-nerd

    (Source: kelly-kapoor)

     
  4. 16:20 15th Apr 2014

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    Reblogged from doseofwords

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    adriofthedead:

vicemag:

A quick tip for your elevator ride up to the office: grab a piping hot cuppa joe at the corner store and stick an egg in it to make a hard boiled morning snack.

just stick your hands in boiling hot coffee. go on. do it. just shove your fingers on in that blistering hot cuppa joe. throw an egg in there. who gives a shit. eat your god damn coffee eggs like the stupid slobbering idiot that you are

    adriofthedead:

    vicemag:

    A quick tip for your elevator ride up to the office: grab a piping hot cuppa joe at the corner store and stick an egg in it to make a hard boiled morning snack.

    just stick your hands in boiling hot coffee. go on. do it. just shove your fingers on in that blistering hot cuppa joe. throw an egg in there. who gives a shit. eat your god damn coffee eggs like the stupid slobbering idiot that you are

     
  5. 16:16

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    Reblogged from doseofwords

    My brother was afraid, even as a boy, of going blind—so deeply
    that he would turn the dinner knives away from, looking at him,

    he said, as they lay on the kitchen table.
    He would throw a sweatshirt over those knobs that lock the car door

    from the inside, and once, he dismantled a chandelier in the middle
    of the night when everyone was sleeping.

    We found the pile of sharp and shining crystals in the upstairs hall.
    So you understand, it was terrible

    when they clamped his one eye open and put the needle in through his cheek
    and up and into his eye from underneath

    and left it there a full minute before they drew it slowly out
    once a week for many weeks. He learned to, lean into it,

    to settle down he said, and still the eye went dead, ulcerated,
    breaking up green in his head, as the other eye, still blue

    and wide open, looked and looked at the clock.

    My brother promised me he wouldn’t die after our father died.
    He shook my hand on a train going home one Christmas and gave me five years,

    as clearly as he promised he’d be home for breakfast when I watched him
    walk into that New York City autumn night. By nine, I promise,

    and he was—he did come back. And five years later he promised five years more.
    So much for the brave pride of premonition,

    the worry that won’t let it happen.
    You know, he said, I always knew I would die young. And then I got sober

    and I thought, OK, I’m not. I’m going to see thirty and live to be an old man.
    And now it turns out that I am going to die. Isn’t that funny?

    —One day it happens: what you have feared all your life,
    the unendurably specific, the exact thing. No matter what you say or do.

    This is what my brother said: Here, sit closer to the bed
    so I can see you.

    — How Some of It Happened” by Marie Howe (via doseofwords)
     
  6. 16:13

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    Reblogged from thefrenemy

    Prediction: The Forever 21 Summer Collection

    thefrenemy:

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    -Sizeless everything. Because a small in Forever 21 sometimes looks like it could fit on somebody who is a size small, and sometimes it looks like the person who sized it has never seen sizes? Sometimes I’m a large but then I’m an extra small? Why are there so many straps and why are the armholes here?

    -Stick-on bindis that contain tracking devices so you can find the person wearing it and give them a grandmotherly smack on the back of their head, okay HUDGENS?

    -A shirt so heavily encrusted with skull studs that you can be a Russian Monarch Child getting shot at and still survive. We call this shirt the Anastasia. Does not come with hot cartoon dude.

    -We’re still doing this with the bodysuits?

    -Giant shirt that says “PIZZA-CATTITUDE-GIVE ME YOUR BOYFRIEND” and it’s actually a summoning device of the devil, who is actually the 13-year-old girl who called her mother a bitch in the makeup section at Target when I was home last weekend.

    -A leather executioner’s hood with floral headband attached, for when you want to cute up your medieval cosplay.

    -A light pink, floral Marauder’s Map that leads you to the section in Forever 21 with the cheap flannel that fits, the untangled necklaces and everybody is over the age of 14.

    -Shorts that are so short they just go “I’m sorry, I give up” and climb straight up into your bumhole

    -Graphic T-shirts that say: “Fuck it, I Guess I’ll Buy This,” “But Why is There a HOLE HERE?!?!” “This Costs 4 Dollars And This Costs 25?!” and “Oh, Awesome, Cross Detailing.”

    -Jewelry that’s already green

    -Skirts at Impressively Unflattering Lengths even you couldn’t imagine

    -Crop Tops: Wear these and many pagan farmers believe it will keep their wheat fields going for yet another cruel and harsh summer

    -A dress that seems like, maybe it will look good? Do you think this will look good? Am I too old for this? It’s not like I have any more cash than I did when I was in college.

    -For the Love of All Things, Please Stop With The Elastic Waistband
    -The Miley Cyrus Collection* *Girl Who Is Going To A Miley Cyrus Concert Collection

    -Hey man, wanna try making a bralette for D Cups?

    -A giant headband that is shaped into the Eye of Sauron, all-knowing, useful when you are searching for at least one fucking midi-ring that looks good

    -A Protective Shield that just radiates Valencia Filter off you

    -A cute skirt that gives you two hours of your life back in this store. God, I fucking love this store.

     
  7. 16:00

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    Reblogged from lampsarepeopletoo

    coolator:

    i have never seen anyone fuck up this masterfully

     
  8. 21:45 14th Apr 2014

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    Reblogged from dontfisheatotherfish

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    theonion:

Exit From Apartment Delayed 20 Seconds To Avoid Pleasantries With Neighbor
     
  9. 20:23

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    Reblogged from tyleroakley

    
this gif was serious until I saw the girl in the back with one eye blinking.

    this gif was serious until I saw the girl in the back with one eye blinking.

    (Source: jdbiebers)

     
  10. 18:59

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    Reblogged from wasarahbi

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    epicsovereign:

yo im selling this alpine sofa. starting price is 2400 bells inbox me if youre interested

    epicsovereign:

    yo im selling this alpine sofa. starting price is 2400 bells inbox me if youre interested

    (Source: triiforce)

     
  11. 18:58

    Notes: 197813

    Reblogged from edfuckery

    mishasminions:

    IT’S BECAUSE THEY’RE FRED & DAPHNE

    (Source: s-gellar)

     
  12. 19:14 13th Apr 2014

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    Reblogged from lollapulizer

    1. me at home: i've been wearing the same jeans and band shirt for the last three weeks but it still smells alright so i'll keep wearing it
    2. me going away: I NEED ONE SHIRT FOR EACH DAY AND EXTRA IN CASE IT GETS DIRTY AND THE SAME AMOUNT OF JEANS AND SOCKS ACTUALLY NO I'LL NEED EXTRA SOCKS IN CASE IT FLOODS AND DOUBLE THE UNDERWEAR IN CASE OF DISASTER AND ONE NICE OUTFIT IN CASE I GET INVITED TO TEA WITH THE QUEEN
     
  13. 17:11

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    Reblogged from wasarahbi

     
  14. 15:26 12th Apr 2014

    Notes: 99234

    Reblogged from edwardspoonhands

    (Source: raduyev)

     
  15. 21:45 10th Apr 2014

    Notes: 158022

    Reblogged from doseofwords

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    lameborghini:

my throne

    lameborghini:

    my throne